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Severina Vuckovic homemade sextape

Monday, March 15th, 2010

Croatian pop star Severina Vuckovic is a big name in her country and in Europe, so needless to say, if she screws up, she screws up big time. Add to that, she used to be an icon of righteous and religious modesty, preaching abstinence to European teens. So just imagine the controversy she has gone through upon the release of her shocking sextape in 2004.

The Croatian pop star’s sextape has got it all–blow job, hand job, hardcore fuck. Severina Vuckovic fucks like a porn star and rides her man like a maniac. And all this was caught on tape. It is truly a must see!

So you better drop by here to watch the entire Severina Vuckovic sextape!

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Pop singer Madonna ultimate milf and cougar

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Yes, this might be a subject for debate because not everyone thinks of Madonna the way I do. But let me tell you why this pop singer is the ultimate MILF and cougar.

First of all, she had been a powerful sex symbol in her time, and remains to be one at this day. Yes, if you could recall, during the 90’s, Madonna nude shocked everyone by being bold and proud of her sexuality, appearing nude in photoshoots, and even publishing a book, Erotica. All in the name of sex. Plus, even throughout the years, her body continued to be rocking. Well, except for her veiny arms, yes, but take a look at her tits and her ass and you’d agree with me how hot her bod is.

And of course, who is Madonna’s current boytoy and how old he is? Yes, Madonna is the ultimate cougar because she was able to snag a 23-year old model and keep her as a boytoy as long as she wants. Why, her boytoy Jesus Luz may have chosen other older celebrities who are younger than Madonna, but he prefered Madonna’s hotness over the other MILFs and younger ladies.

I have more reasons to add, but why don’t you just drop by here and find out the reasons for yourselves!

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Keira Knightley small tits in sexy bikini

Monday, March 8th, 2010

If you’re looking forward to seeing another Pirates movie because of the lovely British actress Keira Knightley, then prepared to be disappointed. Because Keira is no longer going to be a part of the movie’s fourth installment. Yup, that’s right, Keira Knightley and her love interest in the film, Orlando Bloom will not be cast of the new Pirates of the Carribean movie.

Meanwhile, the British leading lady had to file a restraining order to a male fan again because of suspected stalking. The man named Mariek Daniluk, is said to have grabbed Keira’s arm as she left a theater. Because of this incident, he was arrested due to harassment. Well, that’s the downside of being Keira Knightley.

Anyway, if you want more of this Brit, drop by here!

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Leighton Meester scandal hoax sextape

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Last year, we, especially the Gossip Girl fans, were astounded by a supposed Leighton Meester sextape that made its rounds in the internet. First, it was all still photos or screencaps of the alleged sextape, showing Leighton’s face and tits, and ass, supposedly, but not a photo of her entire body. Then the entire sextape was released and though the vid isn’t clear enough to verify it was indeed Leighton, those who have seen it were convinced that it was really her on the sex scandal.

The young actress kept mum about it for some time, until the release of her songs for her upcoming album. By the time her first single came out, she made a statement that it wasn’t her on the vid. Coincidental? Yeah right. Well, even if it was her or not in the fucktape, it still made an impact on her single. What a way to publicize things. These Hollywood celebs have really got it all planned out for their stardom. Well, if you haven’t seen the vid, just go and drop by here to see if the Leighton Meester sextape was a hoax or not.

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Gorgeous Jessica Biel single and available

Monday, February 8th, 2010

There have been rumors circulating since last year that former 7th Heaven star Jessica Biel and her long time boyfriend, popstar Justin Timberlake, have already broken up . But both parties have yet to confirm or deny anything. The only thing that gives us hope that the gorgeous Jessica is already single is the fact that the two haven’t been seen nor photographed together for a long time.

Now, though as much as we want Jessica to be single and available, I highly doubt it that Justin would ever let her go, unless he isn’t in a stable state of mind. I cannot put to words how hot Jessica Biel is, clothed, much more naked. The curves of her smokin’ bod are just perfect. With arms and legs that are toned from all the work-out and marathon, you wouldn’t go wrong with this chick. And don’t let me get started mentioning how hot her ass is. And have you checked out her topless performance in Powder Blue as a stripper? Man, though I’ve already seen her tits because she had let them out when she was 17 years old, fresh from all the 7th Heaven tapings, I still get the tingles when I rewind her strip dance scene and watch it over and over. This hot babe just knows how to move, and you can totally see how flexible this chick is on bed. Lucky bastard that Justin Timberlake is. Anyway, just go ahead and drop by here if you want more of Jessica Biel. We’ve got tons of her hot pics and nude vids!

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Angelina Jolie exclusive nudes

Monday, January 25th, 2010

The Angelina Jolie – Brad Pitt break-up rumors are at it again. UK tabloid News of the World reported that Angelina and Brad have already signed and filed papers for legal separation and custody of their children. However, People Magazine debunks this rumor, saying that a source close to Angie and Brad said that everything is fine between the power couple. Both of the couple have yet to deny or confirm the break-up rumors.

Well, the reliability of these tabloids is quite questionable anyway. Who knows where they get their news? But it’s also hard to believe anything since it’s Hollywood, no one really ever stays together. Even if Angelina Jolie’s probably the hottest MILF in there, Brad could always get another chick to shag. But if I were Mr. Pitt, I’d stay with Angie as long as I can. Come on, the hotness that exudes from her, even after so much children, is ineffable. Just her kissable lips and her hot bod alone is hard to ignore, what more if you could bang her anytime you want?

Anyway, if you want some Angelina Jolie exclusive nudes, come and drop by here.

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Is hottest chick Megan Fox engaged?

Monday, January 18th, 2010

Megan Fox has recently bought a Mediterranean-style, 5,200 sq. ft. house in LA., which is reportedly large enough for four bedrooms and five bathrooms, as well as a swimming pool. Obviously, the house is too big for a single girl like herself, so could the rumors be true that the Transformers star is engaged again to her (douchebag of an) ex, Brian Austin Green?

Green has also announced to his Twitter that he is currently engaged, and I don’t think he could snag a better and hotter chick than Ms. Fox, so I assume they are back on the game of marriage again. I just wonder what in the world did Megan see in him that she keeps on coming back?

Well, I’m crossing my fingers this rumor has no truth to it at all, because, come on, Megan, you can do so much better. Don’t you realize that all the hotness you have in you will go to trash once you marry this guy?

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Vanessa Hudgens sextape shocking scandals

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Vanessa Hudgens have made quite a stir last year when her second round of leaked nude pics hit the web, in which she was self-shooting naked through her camera phone, looking like a true slut showing off her breasts and spreading her legs. But aside from that scandal, nothing significant was heard about her.

Well, her High School Musical career is officially over, unless Disney is cooking up another installment, which would totally be ridiculous because, well, just how many years must one spend in high school? Last time I heard, the last sequel was Senior Year. Anyway, that’s the last time that she’s had a bankable project. She may have made a few movies but no one even bothered to watch them.

My point is, Vanessa Hudgen’s just another girl who’s bound to gain fame only through shocking scandals. Because obviously, her chipmunk voice doesn’t take her singing career anywhere. And her lame acting just makes people want to throw up. So I hope she takes this advice: make a sextape. Then star in a reality show. Take Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian for example. You’re bound to take the same road as theirs honey, so do it before people start forgetting your name.

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Miranda Kerr on a yacth with her boyfriend Orlando Bloom

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

I know it isn’t right, but I think I’m in love with Miranda Kerr. And with that, I mean I want to carry her in my arms, kiss her dimpled cheek, and then fuck her so hard with my stiff cock.

Well, you can’t really blame me. This girl radiates sex appeal wherever she goes. Here she was on a yacth with her boyfriend Orlando Bloom while they were spending New Year together. Well, how lucky is that fucking bastard for being able to spank Miranda’s sweet ass when they fuck. I just wish he drown on that sea where they were, so I can kidnap Miranda and do all those hardcore stuff on her.

Miranda, call me! I even did a photo montage of all your hot bikini pics, even the topless ones! Take a look, I have them here!

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Hayden Panettiere’s tits magically boosted a cup size overnight

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Did Heroes star Hayden Panettiere get an boob job? That, or her tits magically boosted a cup size overnight. Or she must have worn really good push-up bra. I don’t know, but she definitely looked hot wearing that pink bikini (with bigger tits) when she was in Miami a couple of days ago.

And… and… I know this wouldn’t be a surprise but, apart from her yummy tits, Hayden also brought with her a probable new boyfriend in her vacation in Miami. The giant, oh I mean, man, was Ukranian boxer Wladimir Klitschk. We all know Hayden likes older men, but come on! They look like David and Goliath together.

Okay. Okay. Let’s just leave Hayden be to her fetishes. Instead let’s just hammer on her boobs, and on how she rocked that pink bikini. Anyway, click here for more of Hayden’s sexy pics!

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